*Snape casually eavesdropping*
this is the most adorable thing i have ever seen
the dialogue in this movie was instrumental in shaping my sense of humor as a child, i swear.
'Does it hurt?'
'Oh, not at all. Well… perhaps it is a little sore.'
i just don’t want my roommate to come back between now and the time i have to leave for work
like is there some kind of roommate repellent on the market somewhere? even on the black market. i’m not picky